What started out as a slow day of sales, boredom, and avoidance of actual work, spawned the product you didn’t know you needed until now.

I have been a federally licensed gun mechanic, competitive shooter, & Match Director for several different shooting sports. Over the years, I have built thousands of AR-15’s configured every which way imaginable for customers, law enforcement, and myself. Every time something new comes out, its mandatory to purchase and abuse it to see if it gives you that edge over your buddies at the weekend Matches. What you end up with after 20 years of doing so is buckets and tubs full of beat up “yesterdays news” parts. Too valuable to throw away and not worth enough to actively try and sell.

The Answer… The AR-PooTeen

All the old AR parts not worth shit, now have the possibility to return to active service and deal with actual shit. Somewhere out there are piles and piles of takeoff parts, shoved in drawers, ammo cans, and doomed for the bottom of a dark tub in your garage or basement. Everything in the firearm world is usually serious, and for good reason, but most of us still like to laugh a little.

This was created for all those gun nuts out there with a good sense of humor and a high protein diet. The gun tinkerer that uses a roll of TP but forgets to periodically flush. Your buddy with two gun safes and zero grams of fiber in his diet.

This is for whoever owns one or more of the 20 million AR-15’s currently circulating in the USA.